This isn't Sheridan

Can I just say, as a guest author on Sheridan's blog, that her initial attempt at blogging was really very half-hearted and kinda pathetic, so she needs to get herself in gear and do a better job at documenting her life. NOT on Facebook. Just saying. I think we can all agree on this, right? Right??

Let's look for a moment at Sheridan's "mission statement":

"This a a compilation of my life through the years. Having grown up with five brothers the world is something wild and crazy as well as a fairy tale princess' fantasy land. There is so much to discover each and every day and I intend to find each adventure and share it with you."

Let's pick apart, shall we?

Has the blog been a compilation of her life? So far, no. The first post doesn't even make sense, and that's all there is. Next, she hasn't proved that the world is something wild and crazy, and I certainly am not getting the sense that it is a fairy tale princess' fantasy land. I'm not just not convinced from her blog. Finally, she promised that she would "find each adventure" and "share it with you". Unfortunately, Sheridan has not been doing very much "sharing" with "you". So. Whether or not she really has discovered "so much" "each and every day" is kinda left unclear.

So. Isn't it about time Sheridan filled us in on the "fairy tale princess fantasy land" that is her life? She owes that to us. I'm just saying.

--matt

(Sheridan: You will thank me later.)

Sheridan is back!

Hey yo! Sheridan has RETURNED to the blogging world!!!!!!

Let's summarize the three years of Sheridan's life that we have missed out on!! And seriously missed out, you guys missed out BIG TIME!!!!

In one word(s), this describes the last three years of Sheridan's (awesome) life:

• Fabulous
• Stupendous
• Campus-Plaza-licious
• Blonde
• Wookie
• Raptor
• I-don't-even-know
• Rapturous
• Rapturing
• Fantastic
• Luscious
• Dance
• Tenacious
• Play-With-Friends
• Work
• School
• Road-construction
• Survey-crew
• Pulling-weeds
• Four-new-kids-in-one-summer (not her own, she is not a mother yet)
• Thank-you
• Ummmmmmm.....
• This-is-awful! :)
• Stop-it!
• Promotion: Events-manager
• This-is-going-good
• This-is-like-my-life
• Snowmobiling
• Provo
• Water-aerobics-teacher
• Fire-walk
• A-lot
• Rollerblading
• Ummm...
• X-Men-midnight-showing
• Ultimate-Frisbee-Intramural
• Soccer-and-inner-tube-water-polo-intramural
• Went-on-date-that-made-roommates-mad-to-Twilight-midnight-showing
• Beautiful (say it twice)
• CNFR (College National Finals Rodeo)
• Great

So. Now that she has been given this wonderful chance to start her blogging life anew, she is going to take advantage of it. After this post, she will author her blog herself!!

Thanks so much, Matt!!!

(Beautiful)